Dangerous and Lovely

Ep.59 "Round Three"

Wed, 25 May 2011 01:04:51 -0400

Guess who's back with a brand new track. Start your summer off right with a cool drink of Dangerous and Lovely starring Jackie, the little lesbian that could, Zahkabee, the gayest thing you've encountered since Sunday school, and David, the man so queenly he's been banned from small countries for fear of takeover. All this in more in Round Three!

Ep.58 “Drawn Together”

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 00:32:01 -0500

We have a very special treat for you this week—not only one, but TWO special guests. Of course we talk about the holidays in our somewhat bumpy first attempt at a large group show. Hope you had a pleasent holiday.

Ep.57 "The Pink Eye and Other Horrifying Tales"

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 01:36:22 -0500

It was a chilly Friday night and all was calm until Jackie looked in the mirror. Meanwhile, many miles away, a homocidal deer jumped into oncoming traffic as Chrissy and Zahk swerve to avoid the beast. David, in New York, waits patiently and dances around, unaware of the horror that awaits him.

Ep.56 “Murderous”

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 02:08:03 -0400

We give you a little bit of a Halloween preview; we know you'll be wondering what we will be dressing as for the High Holy Day.

Relax while Jackie gets a mani-pedi then subsequently tells us all about Professor Idiot.

Learn all about the Jackass and how creepy his antics can be.

Fun right?

Ep.55 "Dreamin'"

Sun, 17 Oct 2010 22:48:42 -0400

Have you ever made a wish at 11:11? I feel that now that it's fall, our wishful minds have taken over here at D&L. There are so many things that we are looking forward to (not surprisingly, many of them have to do with food).

Note: Please ignore the distracting echo that you might not have noticed until I just pointed it out to you. kthx =)

Ep.54 "Season Two"

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 02:12:55 -0400

We're back after a long break. Davy and Zahkabee are in New York and Jackie is in Virginia chillin' like a villain makin' a killin' like Bob Dylan and the dude who discovered penicillin.

Hope you enjoy our shows. We've had our Activia so we should be regular now.

ALSO: Please check out our appearances in the Pride 48 video for the It Gets Better campaign.

Ep.53 "Pissed"

Tue, 3 Aug 2010 04:22:35 -0400

This week, we've all been over-served (except Jackie) and we decided that it would be a good time to podcast. I'm sure you'll all appreciate our slurs and our rants in what can only be described as "un bon temps."

Ep.52 “Burning Transgressions”

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 01:54:55 -0400

The nerve of some people trying to move to NYC before they're ready. The nerve of some parents for raising their children to lose their virginity before they're 12 years old. The nerve of some sisters who steal her brother's.... Well, I suppose you'll have to listen to find out.

Ep.51 "Fuck Brooklyn"

Sun, 4 Jul 2010 02:42:01 -0400

There is a reason that God separated Manhattan and Brooklyn by the East River and Zahk and Davy are here to tell you about it. Jackie and Davy ride a school bus for the first time in many years and Davy and Zahk pee in some random places. Expect nothing less!

Ep.50 "Pride 48"

Sun, 4 Jul 2010 00:40:42 -0400

A huge thank you to everyone who listened to our show during the wonderful Pride48 marathon on June 26th. It was an amazing time and we are happy to announce that we will be doing live shows a bit more often...

Ep.49 "Carry On My Gayward Sons"

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:20:50 -0400

Pride month is always a special time here at the D&L studio. Instead of celebrating it the way we did last year, we decide instead to banter about nothing in particular. Though we never disappoint, we never break new ground.

Ep.48 "Manhattan and the Bag That Ate It"

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:45:42 -0400

Our last episode was a bitchfest—for this episode, we're not going to promise much better. We talk about the new iPhone 4, Zahk's recent epiphany, and Jackie's doldrums at work. Always colorful, always dangerous, usually lovely.

Ep.47 “A Bitch of a Podcast”

Fri, 4 Jun 2010 03:36:29 -0400

I’m not certain whether to apologize or congratulate you for downloading this episode—it certainly doesn’t contain the nicest things we’ve ever said, but hopefully this giant dose of judgement will be just what the doctor ordered.

Ep.46 "Beginnings & Endings"

Mon, 24 May 2010 01:56:54 -0400

Many things have happened since we last recorded. Davy has graduated, Jackie finished her first semester at community college, and Zahk has made plans go visit his friend in Brooklyn. Prepare for an exciting, yet depressing show from your favorite twentysomthing podcasters.

Ep.45 "A Weak Week and Other Dangerous Happenings"

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 03:02:07 -0400

It's been a week for the records you guys. We each recount something that could have dealt a serious blow to each of our mental states. It's all worked out in the end and we're finally here to bring you another episode.

Ep.44 "Turd is Universal"

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:20:59 -0400

Back again with another episode, and this time, it's extra indignant! Jackie couldn't be here, so make sure you stick around for the comical stylings of Davy and Zahkabee.

Ep.43 "This Show is Fasho"

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:56:24 -0400

Fa•sho (adj)-awesome, on-point, having to do with general coolness. Shortened from ‘for sure.‘ Slang: "This new album is fasho."

Enjoy everyone. We're glad you're still with us through another short hiatus. This week, there is running from the police, paranormal activity, and a special announcement about an certain event happening in June.

Ep.42 "Let the Fur Fly"

Tue, 9 Mar 2010 05:07:20 -0500

Tonight on Dangerous and Lovely's Hard-Hitting Topics: The history behind DC's gay-marriage law, the truth about Virginia's attorney-general, and we explore the furry fandom during an investigative piece. We end up with a discussion of some new and notable music.

Ep.41 "Don't Oscar, Don't Tell"

Mon, 8 Mar 2010 02:39:42 -0500

It's Dangerous and Lovely the Movie (episode). In honor of the Academy Awards, we spend nearly the entire episode talking about film. Also, we relay our escapades while on Chatroulette.com. Surely, D&L is the best way to spend your time after the Oscars.

Ep.40 "Trippity-Doo-Dah"

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:19:47 -0500

Zahkabee is back and Jackie's at the wheel. We revisit a couple of old topics and talk about where we're going in 2010. Bill and Ted have nothing on our excellent adventures.

Ep.39 "Chocolate?"

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 05:38:41 -0500

Happy V-day (yes, the V stands for Valentines, ya nasties). We hope you're spending your day with someone you care about, but if not, why not spend it with us. Afterall, we love everybody—except fat people: they're gross! Just kidding...

Ep.38 "Snowtorious B.I.G."

Sun, 7 Feb 2010 03:37:35 -0500

It snowed it's fucking ass off. We bitch and moan, as usual; but we're back in your ears and glad to be here =) We discuss public displays of affection and gay pre-teens. I hope this keeps you warm because we're freezing our asses off.

Ep.37 "Let Us School You"

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:58:54 -0500

Finally in the thirty-seventh episode, we don't make any dirty jokes and we get our education on. By far the most composed episode we've produced so far. I hope we don't lose listeners...

Ep.36 "Take One Down, Pass It Around"

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:28:22 -0500

We have come back and we're recounting our trip to meet and greet Big Fatty. We pay tribute to Johnny Lovely and get the answers to our questions to Schaefey. Hope you had as good a time listening as we did recording.

Ep.35 "Oh... Canada"

Wed, 6 Jan 2010 02:37:07 -0500

Happy Two Titty-Fuck everyone! We have returned after a short hiatus to breifly discuss out Christmases, flight attendants, and how Davy went black. We're glad to be back with you once again!

Ep.34 "Two-Tittyfuck"

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:55:06 -0500

It's time to wrap it up for the year. We take the time to reflect on the year and the decade as we discuss the best and the worst. I hope you've enjoyed the two-zeroty-zeros, please be sure to share your stories with us too.

Ep.33 "Towin' That Ass"

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:52:55 -0500

This week, Jackie makes it to the show, Zahk doesn't make it to his show, and Davy doesn't show up to his classes because of lack of sleep. There is a lot of showing and plenty of telling so enjoy our thirty-third episode.

Ep.32 "Keepin' it White Trash"

Sun, 6 Dec 2009 06:57:56 -0500

We like to keep in touch with our roots, and lets face it, some of them are white and trashy. We celebrate these roots in this episode among other things.

Ep.31 "Sometimes, It Takes Two"

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:23:50 -0500

Looks can be deceiving. Though this appears to be a single episode, it was actually recorded in two parts. That's the way GarageBand likes to do us sometimes. Regardless of the rocky start, this episode goes down smooth and easy.

Ep.30 "Short Nails Are a Must"

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:34:43 -0500

Jaclyn's a bitch. Davy's a bitch. Zahk—he's sweet as always. Though we probably share too much information, we still think you'll enjoy our thirtieth episode.

Ep.29 "Vaginal Rejuvenation"

Sun, 8 Nov 2009 04:40:18 -0500

After a short hiatus, we're back! We share with you the goings-on of the previous week—including Jackie's lust for ameretto, Zahk's affinity for women's clothing, and David's fondness of Julia Child. We missed you all!

Ep.28 "Tricks with Treats"

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:29:21 -0400

Jackie's sick, but she's a trooper and decided to join us. It's time to start talking about Halloween, you guys! We discuss our costumes and Davy sums up his trip to New York. This goes everywhere, so hang on!

Ep.27 "It's a Party with a PSA"

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:41:02 -0400

Zahk and Davy discuss what shows they've been watching to stave off boredom. We hear from a couple listeners congratulating our newly crowned No. 1 Fan. Also, a public service announcement about clits and penises.

Ep.26 "And the Wiener Is..."

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:58:34 -0400

Hope you had a Happy Coming Out Day. We announce the winner of the Dangerous and Lovely Ultimate Fan Contest. Also, Jackie stirs some shit, Zahkabee gets a divorce, David moves to NYC, and we find out who sent us the anonymous cock pic.

Ep.25 "This District"

Sun, 4 Oct 2009 02:32:58 -0400

'Tis time to recount the wonderful trip that Zahk had this week. Davy and Zahk take you on a fabulous jounery filled with beer, falafel, and fags.

Ep.24 "Clammy Calamity"

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:18:30 -0400

Jackie has a date with Brickhouse and she wants you all to know about it. Zahk announces his new field trip, and Davy has a bone to pick with Oxford.

Ep.23 "Have an Issue? Grab a Tissue!"

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:03:47 -0400

We're sick, and by sick I mean that we have a virus. Actually, we each have a virus of our own. We don't like sharing. We failed kindergarten.

Ep.22 "Listeners, Look Under Your Seats..."

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:00:13 -0400

Okay everyone, it's time for the Dangerous and Lovely Ultimate Fan Contest! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to answer our questions and send your emails to dangerousandlovely@gmail.com. You have two weeks, and time is running out. This message will self destruct (if you drop it in water).

Questions:

Jaclyn
1. What is my cat’s name?
2. What was my most recent employment?
3. Where did I meet Juror #2?
4. Do I prefer bare floors or carpet?
5. How many episodes have I been on (including confessionals)?
***What are Ninja and Tattoo’s real names.

Zahk
1. In which state was I born?
2. What is my job title?
3. What is my drag persona’s name?
4. What is my dad’s job?
5. What phrase do I say that prompts Davy and Jackie to sing a Britney Spears song?
***How many siblings do I have?

Davy
1. What university do I attend?
2. In which city can said university be found?
3. Where did I find my wipers when my wipers flew off of my car?
4. On which website did I meet the Saltman?
5. Of what ‘genre’ of the gay community do I NOT consider myself a part.
***Name one of the characters in one of my essays.

Con.4 "Confessions of a Mad Drag Queen"

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:07:03 -0400

This is a rant. I hope you enjoy. Good to talk to y'all again!

Ep.21 "Payless Sells What?!"

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:52:54 -0400

Back once again and Jackie is here! (She didn't elope, y'all!) More crazy happenings this week and of course the shenanigans that you expect from the DL.

Ep.20 "Hot Fudge, Woody's, and Skeet"

Sun, 6 Sep 2009 06:20:31 -0400

A few more of Davy's adventures in DC told in a way that only Dangerous and Lovely can provide. It's juicy and delicious and comes with a side of Zahkabee.

Ep.19 "That Should Be Wiped"

Sat, 5 Sep 2009 02:37:34 -0400

It's back to school time and Davy has had quite a week. Plus listener love and Nutella breaks =)

Ep.18 "How Stella Got Her Food Back"

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:21:55 -0400

More food porn! Yay! Other porn too, but that's beside the point--I am sure you would expect nothing less from the three of us.

Ep.17 "We're Not Alone"

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:27:45 -0400

Ghost stories in August and tons of talk about southern cuisine. See what happens when we podcast during breakfast time after a frightening thunderstorm?

Ep.16 “Ken-yah Is Not Near Nevada (Massachu)”

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:25:41 -0400

In this bitchisode, we chat with our dear friend Mz. Cris. We go on about random shit as usual, and address a certain hater. I would love all of our listeners' support during these difficult times. Just kidding! I just want to put assholes where they belong--beneath me.

Ep.15 "Jeeps, Gerbils, Juice, and Jesus"

Thu, 6 Aug 2009 02:47:39 -0400

We have a very special guest this episode--Miss Marlow! I am sure you will love hearing all about her expertise in human services... and her bizarre sex advice.

Ep.14 "One-Way Ticket to Heaven"

Wed, 5 Aug 2009 03:29:28 -0400

It's just Davy and Zahk tonight and we don't know what kind of mood to be in. We apologize for the blasphemous religious references ahead of time, if you're into church and that kinda thing.

Ep.13 "You Can't Sixty-Nine Gonzo"

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:03:28 -0400

We tried to keep this one on the road, but it just kept swerving everywhere. We're sure you are all used to this by now, so have fun and enjoy. Maybe one day we'll get out acts together.

Ep.12 “It Was a Kodak Moment”

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:20:23 -0400

You know we're the queens of randomness, and this one is of crowning glory thus far. Davy's boyfriend the Saltman joins Davy and Zahkabee as we crusade through very very random issues. It's long—but I am sure that most of our listeners will appreciate the length... and the girth=)

Ep.11 "Can We Have a Little Pussy?"

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:36:43 -0400

Lots to cover! We update you on Jackie's newest endeavor (which includes a field trip), and we respond to our beloved listeners--Including a very moving story from Groomer Zig!